Tracking My Body Comp Progress: Log #1
Sure! Here’s an expanded version with a bit more humor and self-reflection:
Well, folks, welcome to the first body comp log of the year! Only 50 more to go… yeah, you heard that right: fifty. That’s basically a year-long selfie marathon with an awkward focus on my love handles. What was I thinking? Did I lose a bet? Anyway, we’re kicking things off strong—or maybe “soft” is a better word, given the current state of affairs.
Speaking of which, the lard-ass photo at the top probably told you everything you need to know. Let’s just call it my before picture—or better yet, my “don’t let this happen to you” warning shot. But hey, progress has to start somewhere, right? If nothing else, it’ll make the eventual after photo look like a work of art. Or so I hope.
Alright, here’s to tracking, consistency, and avoiding too many carbs along the way. Let’s do this!
Weight: 201.4 lbs
Waist: 42 in
looks like I’m gonna have a hard year.