The open is just over a month away. I thought it would be fun to channel my inner Dave Castro. To see what tortures were in-store for the CrossFit community this year.
12-Minute AMRAP (As Many Rounds As Possible):
Why: This is the classic “chipper” we’ve all come to know and, well, tolerate. It’s a little cardio. It involves a little gymnastics and a little weightlifting. It’s basically CrossFit’s way of saying, “Let’s see how good you really are at everything.” Expect the early workout vibes to return. Pacing is key. Wall balls may make you question life choices.
Part A
15-Minute AMRAP:
Part B
Why: Oh, look, it’s the two-for-one special! Cardio and gymnastics first, then, boom—time to see what your legs (and willpower) have left. Thrusters love to make an Open appearance. They live rent-free in Dave Castro’s head. Let’s not pretend a heavy lift isn’t inevitable. The drama of setting a max lift after 15 minutes of suffering?
For Time (12-Minute Time Cap):
Immediately into:
Why: A mix of strength, gymnastics, and “why do I do this again?” intensity. The deadlift + HSPU combo is a fan favorite. The switch to overhead squats guarantees your shoulders will love (read: hate) you by the end. Burpees are just there to ensure you don’t get too comfortable.
What do you think? Did I nail it, or am I way off? Either way, start practicing those wall balls and snatches because you know they’re coming.